Obsessed with Poop: Mommy Blog for Sh*ts & Giggles

My husband is having an affair. I think is started quite innocently.  From daydreaming to internet searching to the real thing.  One thing...

This cancer stuff is not a game, but for the purpose of this post, please just go with it.  To attempt to win the game, players must adher...

On Thursday afternoon, Ari awoke from a nap with red splotchy skin and a soaking wet pillow.  And then told me his hand was a goldfish.  At ...

Years ago, I watched a video produced by The Onion  that reported on a little boy battling Leukemia.  The "story" was that the 8 ...

I've been thinking a lot about Thanksgivukkah.  At first, I was planning a menu to celebrate the once-in-a-lifetime event: deep fried tu...

Yesterday, I blogged about pee.  Today, I write about something more serious.  And tragic.  And sad. I did not know much about childhood...

Remember that story I told you about my baby drinking chemo pee? Oh that's right!  I didn't tell you about it.  I was too embarras...

Happy things that make me cry: 1. Romantic comedies: 2. Weddings: 3. School pictures: CHEESE!-y

I freakin' love birthdays.  There's nothing better than cake, goody bags, presents, friends, and parties. And most importantly, ther...

My kids will eat anything. Ari has always loved salmon and green veggies and seaweed and chickpeas.  Alison eats broccoli and lox and ma...

Not to get too Jewish here, but this is the time of year when my people celebrate, pray, repent, and reflect.  It's a time to spend with...

When my son was bald, nobody ever rolled their eyes at him. For the many months his head was smooth and shiny, people would smile and gigg...

I used to love to go to concerts, to the movies, and to the theater.  Now-a-days, hearing myself sing in the shower is about as much live mu...

Last week we received a packet of information from Ari's new school. That's right.  He's starting pre-school in September!  ...

Remember when, a few months ago, I made the bold announcement that Ari had sprouted little hairs all over his head?  Yeah, you recall,  I r...

One year ago, Ari was playing in the sand at Cape Cod. And the following day he was riding the little train around Belkin Farm. And the...