Monday, April 11, 2011
If Ari were in a sorority (just go with it), he'd be a Tri-delt. He has blond hair, blue eyes, and gags himself all day long. Ok, maybe it was just a rumor that the Delta Delta Delta's puked so much, the stomach bile eroded the toilet pipes. So then, each girl was given a mayonnaise jar for their up-chuck. Can someone let me know if there was any truth to this (before I'm sued for slander)? Conversely, the girls in my sorority were half bulimic - we binged but didn't purge.
But, I digress.
Ari is constantly putting his fingers in his mouth and down his throat. He tickles his uvula all day long and he makes as many gag sounds as other silly noises these days. He even dry heaves a little each time, and then put his hands right back in his mouth, and does it again.