Oh sh*t (part 3)

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

I could tell you how and when and where it happened.

I could detail the cleaning up process. 

I could hypothesize why it was so. unusually. large.

But, instead, I'm just going to promise to pay the shrink bills as I burden my baby with a lifetime of humiliation.


4 comments:

Anonymous,  April 27, 2011 at 10:18 PM  

Holly Shit... how does one get it under the pits?

juliesue,  April 28, 2011 at 8:39 AM  

anonymous - your guess is as good as mine. baby poop defies gravity.

Perry Horwich April 28, 2011 at 9:12 AM  

Hmmm... no arm pit pictures here: http://www.babycenter.com/baby-poop-photos

Oh... the diaper decoder fails too: http://similac.com/feeding-nutrition/diaper-decoder

juliesue,  April 28, 2011 at 9:22 AM  

Wow, thanks Perry. I should submit this picture, eh? My favorite is the "constipation" picture. It looks like arancini. Delicious.

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